Person jokes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Yoav
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.