My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Person Jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
