Person jokes
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Person: Why? You: No.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
I'M SHORTTT!
I am Cummer.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.