He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Person Jokes
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
What is a gay personβs favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Ashten Parkes
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
