My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Person Jokes
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
