Person jokes
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
Kendon is a loser!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Poop Jackson.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Talk to me if you're online.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Hi... I'm depressed.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Talk to me if you are online.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?