Person jokes
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What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
It's sad someone has ligma.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?