What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Person Jokes
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
"My name is Dezz."
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Ethan Fennel
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
