Person jokes

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

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  • If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?