Person jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
I AGREE WITH EDP.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.