I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Person Jokes
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Hi how are you?
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
