If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Person Jokes
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? đ¤¨
Me: What?
The person: You said youâre going to pick up âthe stuffâ!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! đđ¤Łđ¤Ł
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesnât start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Make him read a book.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
