Person jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.