Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Perception Jokes
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Ted stinks!
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
