Perception jokes
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
You are the joke.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Look in a mirror.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤