Perception

Perception jokes

Chick

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Time

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Dwarf

"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."

Mirror

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Mama

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Woman

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Face

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Mirror

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Ass

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.