Perception jokes
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.