Perception jokes
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
You are the joke.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Memes
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Look in a mirror.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.