Perception jokes
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
You are the joke.
You're gay if you see this.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Look in a mirror.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.