Optical Illusion jokes

The happier they get, the less they see.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

I am glass! People see right through me.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.