Optical Illusion jokes

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.