People jokes
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
How do people eat bread?
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Old ladies are non existent.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.