What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
People Jokes
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do people eat bread?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
