People jokes
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶