People jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Memes
Toes for hoes.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do people eat bread?