People jokes
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
This definitely works
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.