Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
People Jokes
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
