People jokes
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.