People jokes
Midget
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Age is just a number.
Police are just people.
Jail is just a room.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?