People jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Memes
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Midget
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.