People jokes
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Four big guys.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.