People jokes
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.