People jokes
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.