People jokes
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Midget
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎