People jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

Midget

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

Why are disabled people screwed?

Because you can't run or hide!

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.