People jokes
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
Off brand Hollow Knight
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.