People jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.