People jokes
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.