People jokes
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.