People jokes
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.