People jokes
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
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