People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P
3 Nazis walk into a BAR
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
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Why do people poop? Because it we need to
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
why cant british people play chess
because they lost their queen
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
Why shouldn’t you call people in china?
Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number
Guys we should stop telling orphan jokes there parent will get mad. Oh...
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
