Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
What goes up and down and needs two people? A seesaw
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
how many Americans does it take to fill the grand canyon
4
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.