People jokes
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! πββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
ur mommmy
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, βI donβt know. Iβve only killed communists.β
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Sup peoples?