People jokes
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.