People jokes

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?

How rare they are.