People jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"