People jokes
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Kids?
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"