People jokes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Kids?
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
A ginger.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"