People jokes
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
People generalize others too much.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
Jesus got a revival
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Society
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.