Two people wanted pepperoni pizza.....Sadly, they got planes
Life asked death "why do people choose you over me?" death replied "because your the beautiful lie and i'm the painful truth."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball, they always eat the bat.
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Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. you don't. You have a father figure
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What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer"
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"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
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You can say what you want about deaf people ....
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