People jokes
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Memes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.