People jokes
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"