You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
People Jokes
Gay people.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
