People jokes
How do people eat bread?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Memes
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Gay people.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.