People jokes

How do people eat bread?

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

Why can't people understand these jokes?

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?