People jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
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Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.