People jokes

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!

Chimichanga.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Gay people.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.