People

People jokes

Identity

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Math

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

Memes

Tub

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Suicide attempt

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

Twin Towers

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

God

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Scam

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Face

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.