People jokes

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?

Because he hated the Poles!

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

People: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Challenge accepted.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What do you white people use as pronouns?

Crack/her.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.