People jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Memes
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!