People jokes
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Memes
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.