People jokes
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Gay people.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.