People

People Jokes

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.