People jokes
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"