People jokes
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
A ginger.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
My dad is nice!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.