People jokes
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Memes
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.