People jokes

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.