People jokes
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Kids?
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Memes
My dad is nice!
A ginger.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.