People jokes
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.