People jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
All of them.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
I hate straight people.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.