People jokes
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
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I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
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Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?