Being mean.
what did the titanic say to the people as it went down.
I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
I hate autistic people.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: Whatβs ligm...
Sensei: π
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhhπ
