People jokes

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Small People.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

What do blind people take for granted? Sight.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.

Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!