Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people sadly all of them dont work
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Donβt care wtf you say or listen to shit you sayπ
π€ What do Polish people π΅π± π΅π± π΅π± in Poland do with π° π° π° π° newspapers π° π° π° π° after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. π§» π§» π§» π§» π π
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...