People jokes
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!