What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
People Jokes
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!