People jokes
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
this for all the creeps
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Gay
Boy
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.