People jokes
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
this for all the creeps
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.