People jokes

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

Why is Paul Walker a walker?

To let people know he isn't a driver.

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

Me: You know your parents were very good people.

Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.

Me: I know, you're an orphan.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.