People jokes
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Gay
Boy
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.