You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
People Jokes
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
