People jokes
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
What can you build with people? A boat!
I hate straight people.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.