People jokes
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Memes
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.