People jokes

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?

Helen Killer.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

kanker

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?

Brrrrrrito!

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!