People jokes
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Old ladies are non existent.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?