People jokes

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?

What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?

Some people adopt orangutans.

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?

"What's up?"

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.