People jokes

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?

"What's up?"

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

I help suicidal people.

BTW verb not adjective.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.

They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.