The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
People Jokes
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Small People.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
