People jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Gay people.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.