If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
