People jokes

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!