People jokes
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?