People jokes

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

What is this thing with Alya and Alex?

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Jake?

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

People generalize others too much.