People jokes
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?