People jokes
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!