People jokes
Hello guys!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!