People jokes
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Memes
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D