People jokes
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.