People jokes
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Memes
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.