People jokes
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says, "Come! Meet Jesus!"
One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first."
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.