People jokes
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
"Ohh wing wing."