White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
People Jokes
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
