People jokes

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

My acquaintance, William.

What has a dog?

People.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.