People jokes

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

What has a dog?

People.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.