People jokes

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

Why do Chinese people never play baseball?

Because they always eat the bat.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.