People jokes

How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

"Ohh wing wing."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?