People jokes
My acquaintance, William.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Memes
When you let drunk people make a fnaf game
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.