People jokes
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Memes
Hey bitch how u doing?
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
What has a dog?
People.