People jokes
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶