People jokes

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

"Ohh wing wing."

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."