People jokes
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What has a dog?
People.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!