People jokes

A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!

B: Thank you.

A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

I C U P works on 88% of people.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Too many people.

Not enough VooDoo dolls.