People jokes

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?

New Yorkers.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*