When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
People Jokes
I C U P works on 88% of people.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! š¤£š¤£š¤£š³ļøāš
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a āno solicitingā sign on their front porch.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I donāt mind.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
My acquaintance, William.
What has a dog?
People.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
I donāt know why people donāt say "Cobain," because Iām pretty sure Kurt Cobain didnāt miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
