People jokes
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Memes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”