People jokes
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Off brand Hollow Knight
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
All of them.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.