People jokes

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.