People jokes

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.