People jokes
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
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What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
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People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."