Shit posting jokes

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."