People jokes
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”