People jokes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
Memes
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.