People jokes
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
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Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Memes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
"Ohh wing wing."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.