People jokes

Why did Hitler go for handicap?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"

What world record did the people in 9/11 get?

The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.