People jokes
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
My acquaintance, William.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What has a dog?
People.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.