People jokes
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Bumpkin boy.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?