People jokes
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!