People jokes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.