Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
100% Depressed
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Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! This 'joke' is about a dude who's super down in the dumps. Bob asks what percentage of people are depressed, and our sad sack here says if you're just counting him, it's 100%. Get it? He's the whole dang percentage because he's so miserable! You're probably like him, always whining and never getting off your lazy butt.