People jokes
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.