People

People jokes

Surgeon

  • My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"

    He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.

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  • Kit Kat

  • ⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

    What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

    A Kit Kat

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  • Sex

  • If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

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  • Bullshit

  • If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

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  • Money

  • I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

    So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

    Helen Keller

  • How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

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