Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
People Jokes
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
