People jokes
What do you never say to gay people?
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People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.