When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why do french people eat snails
Because they dont like fast food
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
what's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! š¤£š¤£š¤£š³ļøāš
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldnāt destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, whereās my icebergs?
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why canāt you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
