People

People jokes

Monopoly

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Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Pedophile

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Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

God

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Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Mum

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Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Prison

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Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Tower

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The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Land

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

Floor

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I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Sex

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Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?