People jokes
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."
The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."
The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.