People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,
"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,
"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
