No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
People Jokes
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
