A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
People Jokes
Your family.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Kids?
kanker
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
