Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
How do you see past that forehead?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Anyone remember the following?
