The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I see 6 letters in the past I have 2020 vision I can see see 7 letters in the future i have 2021 vision
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What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past
Me: I'm sorry Aaron. Aaron: Why? Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
how do you see past that forehead
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We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
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Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"
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