Party jokes
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack