Party jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.

Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.