I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
