Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this vegan teacher who's all up in everyone's business, right? And then there's a pastor who's suddenly cool with a "gay matters church." The joke is that the poster attacks the teacher because she is annoying. Get it? You probably don't because you post jokes like this.
