Vegan Teacher

  • Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

    Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

    Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

    Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

    Pastor: You deserve to die.

    - I attack

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this vegan teacher who's all up in everyone's business, right? And then there's a pastor who's suddenly cool with a "gay matters church." The joke is that the poster attacks the teacher because she is annoying. Get it? You probably don't because you post jokes like this.

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