what does Hitlers partner say when he begins
hindin
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
When you meet your gf at the family reunion
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
What do you call your mom
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic
Plus she's too young to smoke
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips 🥰. Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting 😍. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong 🥵.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
I have a girlfriend.
