Partner jokes
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
I have a girlfriend.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.