The joke
Ashten Parkes
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
I found a rock at the park, i threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If Iβm being honest itβs got its ups and downs
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
i canβt take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because heβs pure-bread.
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
